RIP COLUMBO

Has anyone ever bumped into him coming out of the Cheesecake Factory in Beverly Hills? Maybe if there was someone who had bumped into him coming out of the Cheesecake Factory in Beverly hills, they could tell us what happened. I think the Cheesecake Factory in Beverly Hills, where someone might have bumped into him, is close to where these photos of him were taken. Maybe someone was coming out of the Cheesecake Factory in Bevelry Hills and stopped to chat to him briefly - maybe HE was coming out of the Cheesecake Factory in Beverly Hills and was running away from some mad person he'd met 30 years ago who freaked him out by saying something like "we met in 1978 and I miss you". Can anyone from the Cheescake Factory in Beverly HIlls shed any light on the whole thing....

Thanks

Pedro Phawlk, Manager, the Cream Cake Consortium, Fontana..

I VOTED FOR BARACK OBARMU

Report · 4:23pmi wonder which of us will get shot first
.Report · 4:23pmi dunno probably me.
Report · 4:23pmi mean i wonder which of us will get shot next.
Report · 4:23pmthen again you probably no more black people.
Report · 4:23pmyea manso probably youi got the thugs on my side.
Report · 4:23pmno that means you will get shot but... i do hang out with c who is part black and from detroit.
Report · 4:24pmno way, cuz i'll have my black frans poppincaps.
Report · 4:24pmcrossfireyoull get caught in it.
Report · 4:24pmi voted for barak obarmu.
Report · 4:24pmso did the majority of americans.
Report · 4:25pmonly the blackseveryone white voted for palin.
Report · 4:25pmthat wasnt an optionbut probably still true.

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"OMG, THATS TRUE!", OMG "that's so cute", justin BieBer loveres, Armpit lovers, Armpit Farts, Armpit Hair, armpit., doe eyed design, SP CE, The Benefactor Magazine, Jack Spicer, And if Im fake i aint notice cuz my money aint, Macbeth, Lunch Break, Sometimes i have to rememeber that other peoples minds dont work like mines, Sometimes, I don't know why I feel like speaking my Heart out, sometimes i like you, sometimes i dont., Sometimes I don't like something just because I don't., Okay... so I am like obsessed with Soccer <3, MUMMY & BABY, Lets get 63000 Indians before 63rd Independence Day, Bulls, Bland Bucking Bulls, Name Those Bulls, Bulls n Bears, Google Earth, Earth, The Planet Earth, No its cool jesus died for my sins, today Jesus died for you, WOAH!!, woah woah woah WOAH WOAH WOAH woah, Become A Fan If You Are A Taurus, Taurus Horoscope by DailyHoroscopes.net, Taurus, hey. look ova there! it's a tiger.. HE'S ANGRYY!!!, "Hey look behind you, its a distraction.", Ooohhhhhhh you dont like me. What. A. Shame., way too much shit, Clam the f*ck down!, calm down, clam down...don't get a big DICK!!!!!!!!!, CALM DOWN!, " I AM CLAM!", ''dude,clam down'', HEY! YOU STEP ON MY NEW SHOE! Clam Down Fool It's Called A Shoe Cleaner..., Hurry up Your going to be late! Clam down, I have an hour before it starts, I was going for your necklace not your boobs clam down, Clam Down!!!!!!!!!!!, CLAM DOWN, Woah man,clam down, I love you so much baby. WOAH we've been dating a week! oh man, woah man is that the effiel tower on your head.. wait sorry its your fringe, Woah Man, it's gym class, calm the hell down!, ...woah man you just took it to far, WOAH man, WAOH!!!, Fyfe Enterprises, Fyfe Residence, Family Fyfe, In Bed With Miss Fyfe!, Fyfe, maths with mrs fyfe <3, Fyfe's Towers, The alcoholic fyfe hq, Fyfe Brewing Company, NO MR FYFE WE ARENT DOING YOUR MATH WORK IF ITS WORTH NO POINTS, Fyfe it up!, mr fyfe sucks, WD Fyfe, Ryan Fyfe is a Chipmunk!!, John R Fyfe Astrology, Fyfe Photography, Fyfe & Company, Art Photography by Robert Fyfe, I like what fyfe likes, We both know I dont like you, so don't try to talk to me like were friends., We were best friends, till you started hanging out with that person, Were Best Friends But I Wish We Were More, we're just friends that flirt A LOT, We were friends but you've changed, yall go out? NOOOOOO WERE JUST FRIENDS!!!!, No mom, we're JUST friends!!!, ''Were Just Friends''..Unfortunately....=/, Are We Still Friends?, We are friends... nothing more!, I don't know who you are, but we have 80 friends in common, Are We Friends?, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS., why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? lol, Why Can't We Be Friends?, Why Cant We Be Friends, I am tired of all these fake friends...Where are my real friends at..., Im pretty sure i only know half of these people who are my friends!!!, Whenever I look at my friends list I wonder who are these people?, These are my friends I have their backs, One Day I WILL Go Too Space, I'm moving to space some day, because on Earth, everything I touch falls :/, DANG BRO . . . WHO TOOK ALL the HOT Waterr ?, SAVE THE WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, The Walrus, I hate it when someone throws a walrus at your grandmother, "Remember that time-" "Yeah! when we-" "Yeah! That was so-" "I know!", Cheap Drinks? Yes Please! - Bar Specials in Lincoln, Lubię to, At least on Facebook, you have time to think of a good comeback :), i'm working on my ROARRR!-lion king, shut up can't you see i'm working, I'm working very hard... lol jk i'm on facebook, i M tired oF WorKiNg, I'm Working On It, I feel like Im always working.... D:, When my bestfriend crys - i feel like crying :'(, My Muscles are Just Crying, I hate it when I can't get my shirt off because my muscles are too big, "Hey check out my muscles" "Wait are you flexing your arm or your face?", i hate it when i dont fit through doors because my muscles are too big., I hate it when people have to ask if my muscles are real, I hate when my thigh muscles are so big they rip my shorts, I am to ripped my muscles are just too shy, My muscles are invisible, I Would Be A Cholo But......., Where did you lose it? Well if i knew that....., Where The Hell Did Swine Flu Go?, WHERE DID THE 'become a fan' BUTTON GO?? :(, Where did all my bobby-pins go??, Where Did You Get Your Shoes?, India My passion, Passions Are Limitless, Limitless Youth Church, Limitless Adventures, Limitless Living, I hate not being able to do anything!, the joy of not being sold anything., not being allergic to anything!, Not being scared of anything, NOT BEING A FAN OF ANYTHING!!!, Not being Scouse, Scouse Girl, Being Scouse, Scouse Dat ;'), 2010.. the year Faceb0ok became scouse by overusing the word 'like', 'Scouse' is a language, not an accent., The Scouse Accent :), Being Scouse, Listern mate, your not scouse your from st helens dont try to act scouse !, "your already fake ..so dont try to act like my friend ", Dont try to act tough just because your online...ugh....., Don't Try to Act Gangster You Go To Canty., Totally Modest, Totally Baldacious, Totally Nuts, Totally Straight Todd, Woah I found out how to check in, im such a fuckin boss, WOAH, CHECK THIS OUT! THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD!!! ITS HUGE!!!!!, Woah check it out check it out check it ouut <3, Generic Things, Arby's, Fun-Plex, FAB, 'Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?' ... 'LOL no, maybe a custard cream' , Just Sayin, I'm Just Sayin', Just Sayin', Penguins!!!, LETS TALK ABOUT SEX, Lets Talk About It, Lets Talk About Life, I Hear Funny Things, Go To Tell Them, And Forget It On The Spot., this raptor is wearing a top hat, your arguemen is invalid, This is what your mum might look like in 2025!, This Is Your Life Coaching, This Is Your Pelican Conscience, This is Your Ridiculous Life, This is your chance, dude check this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Hey, you. Yeah. I kinda like you., Hey i like you (;, Wow. i really dont like you. like at all, Nothing, Martial Arts Birthdays, More Birthdays, BIRTHDAYS!!!!!, Birthdays!!!, Birthdays, Not Being Pregnant, My Likes, Hey, I understand youre upset and all but...DON'T TAKE THAT SH*T OUT ON ME!, Simply Everything, Everything Baseball, Small Things, Cake, pasta, The Color Yellow, The Color Green, Food, Gold, Sorry for Partying™, Nonya Bidness!!!!, None ya dang bidness., I hate it when Justine gets all up in my bidness!, Nunya Bidness, Nunya Bidness, Thats Yo Bidness, Not none a mine, staying outta his bidness, STRiCTLY BiDNESS, Conducting Bidness, So whacha sayin?SO WHAT IM SAYIN IS YOU NEED TOGET THE FUKC OUT MAH BIDNESS, I hate it when ppl are all up in my bidness! lol :), Get out my bidness man, Bidness, saying "hey man" or "hey girl" when you forget someone's name, "oh hey man wheres your phone?" "oh umm, its charging..." DR OCTAGONAPUS!!!, "Hey whatsup"... "Hey man, whatsup"......"ummmm i think i asked you first.", "Hey, man your turban is on the wrong way round.", Hey man, How's your wife and my kids?, hey thats a really bad idea. Promote that man, Ich stups Dich ok? Hey Man, stupsen find ich klasse!, "Hey man it feels like a friday" "yeah it does man", "Hey Man TGIF!" "It's Monday" "Oh crap", "Hey man, you're fresh." "Thanks, I use Febreze.", Hey Kool Aid Man, walls are expensive!, "Hey look, a legless man running!!!", HEY MAN! STOP SWEARING MY PARENTS ARE HOME!, "hey man, nice skirt" "its called a kilt!", "Hey man waz up""Hey i dont know you"!, "Hey man....WANT ONE OF THEEEEEESE?!?!, ...Hey man guess what? What? Haha your it!!!, "Hey man, I like your jello shoes!", "Hey man" "Hold on" "Yoooo!!" "WHAT!!!" "HI", Hey Man, Now You're Really Living, Hey man your window chipped my brick!, "Oh man I'm getting fat....hey, is that a cookie?", Hey man, I like that panda, "Hey man, are you okay?!" "Yes, i just like yelling in pain", "hey man can i have a sip?????......." sure.........." FU MAN ITS ALL GONE", Hey Man Do You Got A Dollar, LOL JK :) Your 50 Cent, hey man want to build another skyscraper?... LOL jk ur a terrorist., Hey, Wheres Old Man Jenkins!, Hey Scotty! ...Jesus, Man!, hey sanka are you dead? .... ya man!, "Hey man, wanna chill?" Oh wait, I forgot you're whipped by your girlfriend now..., I'm a good man, I ain't hard to find you just too blind to see me., Gangsters Paradise, WHERE IS THE OLD FACBOOK!!, When you log on to Facbook and all your news feed has is fan pages., FACBOOK IS COOOOOOOOOOOL, Everything I become a fan of on Facbook is soooooooo true!!!! :), Facbook is so boring when u have no notifications, facbook is being taken over by turbans, FACBOOK is WAY better than TWITTERR!!, Port Authority Up Your Game, Step Up Your Game, Step Up Your Game, STEP UP YOUR GAME, STEP YOUR GAME UP!!!!!!!!, Step Your Game Up., Saying LETS GOOOOO when you're hype., it when you're naked., 2010, "OHH look it only costs $200 for all of us!""Thats per person idiot!", Help us to empowered mom's who live on less than a dollar per day.., JB is a Liar he said "imma tell you ONE TIME" he told us 3 times per verse, Ever imagine playing games and reading emails can give us $312.00 per week, Why do we pay politicians top dollar when they only give us $7 per hr?, I just Love it when Drake says "Ungh!" XD, 诗巫卫理公会圣道堂初成团契, THE WU-TANG BOAT, Wu Tang Martial Arts Academy, Wu-tang chamber music, Wu Tang Clan name generator, Its Wu mothafuckas, Wu- Tang mothafuckas, Wu Tang Athletic Club, ODB was the original lil wayne, R.I.P Ol' Dirty Bastard (ODB), ODB Liquors, O.D.B, Brazil, Perry the Platypus, Perry el Ornitorrinco, Perry Ellis, Kenny Perry, Tyler Perry, I hate it when people are about to tell you something,then go say nevermind, "dont LET GO!" "Dont tell me what to do!", "There was an earthquake in California." "How can you tell?" "Just go on facebook...", The Bourbon, Recomenda la pàgina a tus Amigos , Si extrañas a Nestor, I Will Never Be a Tennant or Recomend Jarda Krivanek Rooms to Anyone Again, become a fan and recomend to a freind and you will be cool, I'm quitting my job and going to live in a hut in the Sierra, I'm quitting my job to go work for Disney, Winning the lottery and quitting my job!, quitting my job, HOLY CUPCAKES BATMAN!, Gonna Get This, if your gonna be like that, please, get out of my life., "What are you gonna do there?" "Smoke pot, get drunk, and kill people, Mom", My feet have to be under the covers or I think someones gonna get me, Spongebob,its been 11 years.You're never gonna get your boating license., im never really gonna get over what you did., Somebody gonna get a hurt REAL bad. Somebody., Im gonna sneeze.. no im not.. yes i am.. oh maybe not..... ACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!, Sticks & Stones, Stones, Joining 25+ facebook groups a night, Nearly all Facebook groups are true, shieeet yeaah, facebook groups :L ;)., Throwing Facebook groups at sluts, Not Joining Lame Facebook Groups, stop quoting facebook groups, I Hate Facebook Groups, I love facebook groups !, Its Wierd How Face'book Groups Are So Scarily Acurate About My Life, Facebook groups, 3 Day Weekend, Jeopardy! for Wii, "The Farmer's Blow", Popular, Coca-Cola, No, you're not cool for wearing shorts in wintertime: you're just stupid, If your name starts with A, B, C, D, E, J, K, L, M, S, T then you're cool!!, saying "YEAH YOU'RE COOL....", Sarcastically saying "you're cool", Just Because You Smoke Weed Doesn't Mean You're Cool, Just because you know My name, Doesn't mean you KNOW me., Just Because I'm Smiling It Doesn't Mean I'm Lying!, Just because we're HISPANIC doesn't mean were mexican!!!, Just Because You Can Reproduce, Doesn't Mean You Should., Just because we text...Doesn't mean that we "Talk".., just because i liked your status, doesn't mean i'm inlove with you :D, WHAT TO DO ....I LIKE EACH N EVERY GIRL ON ROAD..., WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE???!!!! FREAKING BANK OF AMERICA???!!!!, I do what i like, I like what i do., What Celebrity Do i look like, ... wait what do I like again?, This Just Zen, just be zen !, Vermont Zen Center, Diana Hathaway Timmons - Writer, Designer, and Queen of Zen, Snopes, Doing Something Risky., Singing the Indiana Jones Theme song before doing something risky, The Indiana Jones Theme Song Makes EVERYTHING an Adventure, The Indiana Jones Theme Song, Poetic Terrorism, Space Dog, Outer Space, Space, Beards, I don't like every status i see, LOL JK im julie fisher, Its Not You, Its Me. LOL Jk Its You., brb.. LOL jk, you're boring, JK, yes, LOL jk, NO, J K Rowling, Myspace, LOL Jk, Things that melt, Spring Break's almost over.... guess I should do that homework now., Spring Break 2009!!!!, Spring Break 2010, Spring Break, Chill Zone Of Infinite Zen, Buddha, Swiss Cheese, Meringues à la double crème de la Gruyère, Gruyère, Gouda Cheese, "Do ... you ... like .... cheese?" "Why yes I do. My favourite's Gouda!", Gouda?, Chuck E. Cheese, Cheese Louise, Wisconsin Cheese, GREEK FETA CHEESE, Provolone Cheese, Cheese, I hate people who stand on the escalator and block everyone else!, CAT MAN, I still have to sing Holla Back Girl to know how to spell banana..., Holla Back Young'n, WOO WOO!!, HOLLA BACK, Chicago, The Frontier Project, Dirty, Old, ....HOW OLD IS SPONGEBOB???, Old School Skateboarding, old people, Old Strokers, Old Friends, Old Shawnee Pizza, Old Salty Dog, Old Sailor Tattoo, Old Havana Cigar, Old School Shoes, Old Settlers Saloon, Old Princeton Landing, Old Jerusalem Cafe, Old Gregg, Dungeons, dont you hate when people say Justin Biebers gay ?, Don't Hate the player, Hate yourself for being Dumb., I Dont Hate You, I Hate The Fact That I Still Love You..., why are you liking my status? dont you hate me?, Dont Hate, Don't you just hate it when the radio man talks over a good song :/, Dont hate the player, Hate the Game, askin how to do somethin doing it and then thinking well that was easy, I was doing so well, until I realised it was just the demo, The BEST stuff on Earth, "Did you see that?" "See what" That! Over there!" "Where?" "Omg, nevermind!, Great Taste, Fruit Tingles, Fruit Club, Fruit Land, Fruit Magic, likes likes likes likes likes, How Many Likes?, Top Likes, Sass, i tell the truth in the booth while i eating a babe ruth Im Memo Mc :D, Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life, Never Forget, CooL TV, Saturday., Saturday, saTURDay, Saturday, SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Saturday, Saturday, SATURDAY!!!, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, SATURDAY (:, SATURDAY!!! :), SATURDAY!, SATURDAY =], S A T U R D A Y, Saturday, friday :) saturday :D sunday :/, Hot Dogs, Fuck it, thug life., BBQ Sauce, Dipping Sauce, Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!, Sauce!, SAUCE, Youtubes-RandomChickzz, Youtubes, Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got..., Money for Nothing, Hot Pockets, Riddles, Porkchop Sandwiches!, I want my baby back baby back baby back!, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, Baby Back Ribs. BBQ sauce., I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs., i want my baby back, Flipping Off Animals, Bubbles, Petition to let the "Trailer park boys" light the torch at 2010 games, Like this if you think angel cooper and jake gillespie should go out?, Gillespie's Meat Shoppe, The Gillespie Law Group, Ltd., Gillespie-Little Family, Gillespie's Garden, Gillespie's Entertainment, Gillespie's Drugs, Gillespie's Pizza, Wings Over Gillespie, Gillespie Show Horses, Gillespie Arms, Gillespie Family, Gillespie, Illinois, what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real?, being real, Karma, Drinking Too much coffee passing out,waking up in a Glass Tiger T - shirt, We smoke too much cigarettes, drink too much coffee but we're happy anyway., Drinking too much coffee., Facebook chat: "so whats up?" "CANT YOU SEE IM ON FACEBOOK!", Why are you on facebook? You can't even read yet!, I hate When you Take A cute , Oovoo pic . but cant upload it On Facebook ., You can't text me back but you can post on Facebook. Oh iight I got you., You can't make smart ass comments anymore .. They're all on facebook !, things you know you can't say out loud!even on "facebook", Is there anything you can't be a fan of on Facebook???!!!, I like you in person, But I can't stand you on facebook., You can't possibly "Like" everything you see on facebook!, Napster, Angelfire, Netscape, Drinking Surge on a HOT summer day!!, Raspberries, Smooth Moves, You're angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up, Thats cool..., Or you can just not respond... Thats cool too.., Or dont pass me the ball. Thats cool., or dont reply, thats cool., we can play football lol jk where england, "But where can we go?" "The woods. Duh.", This Is where We Can Disscuss Anything, Where's the OFF switch to our mind so we can sleep at night?, Okay so where shall we.........or you can go offline thants cool :/, I have that 1 friend where we can be crying so hard we start to laugh<3, I live in a state where we can have a bonfire any day of the year!, I take you? ... To Where ?.... Where we can be happy only you and me<3', I want a real relationship, where we can trust each other., "Mom,can we stop & get somethin to eat?"..."Yea, where yo money at?.."DAMN", Where we can be just us, HYPE, RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Gin & Tonic, You really screwed the pooch on this one, big butts and I cannot lie., I hate when burps, sneezes, hickups, and coughs combine in weird ways., I remember when McDonald's Toys could combine, I hate when people combine sentences and dont use punct. in their status., FUCK. SHIT. UP., I don't feel ready to do work unless I've been on facebook for an hour, When Dexter's using THAT wrench, you know it's on., I'd Tap That.......With A Wrench, The Wrench, Extreme Tan And Smoothies, Extreme Martial Arts, Extreme Hair, Extreme Sports, I need 10 Five Hour Energy's just to make it through socail studies, 5 Hour Energy-I Wonder... What Happens After Five Hours?, Surge, iChill, Mini Chill, Chill on the Hill, The Big Chill Festival, Dude, Chill, Hoth, wahhh cry about it!, Poetry, An Illusion., Buddhism is Cool, I Still Smoke, Barack Obama, Chill, The Masses, The Masses, do you speak english? yes yes mais nein des masses!,


MASSES, Lone Wolf, Livin' Proof., Livin' Coastal, Rhythm Livin, Urban Livin, Outdoor Livin', Carefree Livin, Livin' Pretty, Livin' Right, Life, The Thong Song!, TOO SOON!, Chicken Fried Steak, Abortion is a Woman's Choice., Planned Parenthood, Im living my life at 100mph.. LOL JK.. Limits Only 50, Boys that rockin fresh NIKES, You scuffed my nikes?, gotta love the nikes, I wear Nikes, i love nikes, FRESH NIKES, NIKES, Poster Child Productions, LLC, Being trapped under a boulder with James Franco, - Oh, man! There's *James Franco*, James Franco's grandma, James Franco's Butt, Having sex with James Franco, James Fucking Franco, James Franco, when friends make fun, but you cant stop loving that person<3<3<3, You Make Loving Fun, When I Drink Too Much..., Bradley Cooper, "Are you a minuteman?" "Nah, I'm more of the five hour energy type.", I miss when my friends didn't like to party and get drunk all the time., Why do people think they have to get drunk to have a "Good Time"?, I Don't need to get drunk to have a good time!, Time to get drunk i think!!!!, We Are Change, Change, Taking my Talents to South Beach, I don't give a fuk, MY ASS, 100,000 to keep Marcus Camby with the Trail Blazers next season, HearNebraska.org, I may be laughing while you tickle me, but I WILL kill you once you stop., I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I am to die for, i may be fat but YOU are SUUUUMIN ELS, I think i may be addicted to Addicting Games, I think i may be obsessed with Lady Gaga, I Think I May Be Addicted To Face.book....., I may not be perfect... Lol Jk, I am., ANIMAL, I Love Olympics..., "Kefz", "feke" and "Fa... Q", the code words of so many Young Samoans!, Searching For The Perfect Chillwave, I really like you but sometimes i really want to push you down a howl!!, Sometimes i feel like he doesn't want to talk to me.. :/, Sometimes I want to be like Barbie. That Bitch has everything., Sometimes, i think you want me not to like you....., Sometimes I Feel Like I Want To Be A Kid Again., Sometimes i want to hit the "like" button 1,000,000 times :), if you tap me im gunna call it abuse, LOL JK my names not sammi sweetheart, i like getting it in the butt LOL, JK my names not erin weiler, fuck, i'm just too skux for you, LOL jk my names not Mihi., I'll give you 20 dollars AND head LOL, jk my names not markie, Ive got a well big bean head LOL Jk my names not Jono Simes, i'd get stoned with you, LOL jk my names not Hayden Bordujanko, i just liked your status lol jk my names not sam miley stermel, i am God at COD LOL, jk my names not Lewis White, I wanna smack Chloe Hilton LOL jk my names not Emily Goode, I have a fat arse, LOL jk my names not Jessica Wright, i'm such a whore , LOL JK my names not taylor bond ((:, My name's not Kahn, it's Gavian., Im desperate to get laid lol jk my names not giles, im a cannon LOL, JK my names not olivia binczewski, Carl Sagan and Biggie. Chillin' Together in Heaven, Sippin' on Gin & Juice, Carl Sagan, Lava, Hootie & Blowfish :), Hootie and the Blowfish, HOOTIE, everything., Everything, So Let's Quit Flaming Each Other and Talk About Final Fantasy XII, its a baby, Cats on Deck, Tweakers On Deck, Freaks On Deck, Irish On Deck, i remember playing the game when you get married by swinging, GAME, Swinging, Everyone Runs, -when the whole school runs towards a fight. xD., Home Runs, Man This Linkspeak Is The Shit, POTATOES, BOIL-EM, MASH-EM, STICK-EM IN A STEW, PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!, Link, I don't care if I 'Have my whole life ahead of me' - Let me get on with it!, Go ahead.. talk crap about me(: I LOVE being the highlight of your life!, I have a very long, healthy life ahead of me, LOL jk I'm Michael O'Hara, Thers miles to go in life but your one step ahead of me <3, who are ahead of me in any race of life, THE WORLD BETTER NOT END IN 2012!!!!! I HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME!!, Pferde, Chill wave, Lew Alcindor, Duffy's Tavern, GrubHub.com

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paul goes to the north pole

r u going to iowa city on saturday.6:41pmno.6:41pmgmmm.6:41pmbarring some 'change in plan'.6:42pmlike what if monica lewinski pulled up to 8060 chi in her limo with a box of wine and 300$ and said hey does anyone want to go to akron family w me.6:43pmya i'd prob go i'd def go.6:44pmid say its 50/50.6:45pm50 out of 50 times i would go w/ monica lewinsky in a wine filled limo almost anywhere.6:45pmwhat about the north polewould you ride in a limo all the way to the north pole with monica lewinski.6:46pmseems like you'd need a magic limo.6:46pmwith only one box of wine and 300 dollarsyou would.6:46pmin which case i'd def want to ride in a magic limoto the north polestill i wouldn't want to starve to death.6:46pmyeah that was a trick question.6:46pmcould i stop & buy cigarettes?/more wine.6:46pmif you had cashMY FACEBOOK CHAT IS FUCKED.6:48pmyafuckin fucked.6:48pmit stops refreshing i think i fixed it thoughi should become a facebook janitor.6:48pmagreed.

justin and paul solve the great fbc italics fiasco of 2k11

what are you doing, blogging?3:22pmno3:23pmare you tweeting
are you 'running the gauntlet'3:25pmyes..3:25pmso this is how i decided to type in italics in fbc
like /this/
it seems tidy enough3:25pm/not bad/3:25pmit /seems/ tidy enough3:25pmemail zuckerbro
justin fyfe, more like justin /dyke/3:26pmwoah woah yeeeoooowtch
dont talk to me like im some kind of /moop/3:27pmhahaha
MOOP3:27pm/laser brain/
ill give you this interpol ticket if you do my taxes3:28pm/fuck you/3:28pm/ha/3:28pm/borg blog/3:29pmdoubt /it/
my /lunch/ is over i dont have /time/ to borg3:29pmi'm going to suggest that facebook implement this

NSFW (UNEDITED)

2:22pmWELL WELL WELL3:39pmOOOOOOH WELL
get it?
i wish that instead of waiting for someone to accept you as a friend
you could just say I AM FRIENDS WITH THIS PERSON
lol
that would be total anarchy
fb style
i just wrote a poem for reggie4:04pmnice4:20pmwoah i left my computer unlocked the whole time i was @ lunch4:23pmnice4:24pmim really having a good facebook day4:24pmthat's good4:24pmalso my buddhist tendancies are getting stronger4:24pmhave you begun yr meditation practice
do you feel bad about destroying that tree4:24pmi think im going to by shit to make a meditation corner
no the tree needed to be destroyed4:25pmwhen kyle called he was pretty angry about the tree4:25pmbuy
haha4:25pmhe also accused me of stealing those red glasses
which are mine4:25pmthats because kyle is an 'emotionalist'4:26pmohh... oh
def need a declarq
starting to 'lose it'4:27pmyou know, too far on one end of the spectrum4:27pmright... right
what am I
???4:28pmi cant label, I4:28pmyou are, the master of labels4:28pmlol
im TRYING to be more buddhalike
but i have my own thoughts
on this
like
things we do that feel good or make us happy are generally attempts to 'stop thinking'
even for a split second4:31pmwhat does it all mean4:31pmit means nothing4:31pmoh okay
i thought you were going to go off into the deep end for a second4:31pmeb and flo man, eb .... and...... flo
i wont force my new views on you paul4:36pmoh i'm curious5:51pmim not really digging this paul justin facebook humor hate from k jean fessenmeyer5:52pmas am i
it's a good development
man this new snoop dogg song is a real SEX JAM
oh you're NOT digging it
i'm digging it5:52pmhrmmfph5:53pmi like calling her kyle
damn snoop
'WHEN I SLIP INSIDE I TURN GIRLS INTO SLIP'N'SLIDES'5:58pmhmm5:58pmsnoop dogg isn't 40
i remember when i was in like 8th grade a friend of mine said snoop dogg was 405:59pmsnoop dog IS 40
40 oz to freedom6:00pmwould you rather get blazed with snoop dogg for 3 days in his mansion or have 800 dollars6:00pmno comment
that is nsfw paul6:00pmoh... my bad...
i didn't realize that was 'an issue'6:00pmi work for the government
EVERYTHING is an issue

THE BEST PATSY

3:36pm
today is a big waste day
its like im in purgatory
and then the pope declared there is no purgatory
so then im just in nothing
3:37pm
hahahahahaha
instahype
the equivalent of 'liking' something in facebook chat is immediately making it yr status
3:38pm
hahaha
3:38pm
ooo the tesla status is heating up again
3:39pm
thats just because kyle use your flow
uses
3:39pm
what does that mean
3:39pm
he surfs on your poetry energy
3:39pm
hmm
3:40pm
we all do
3:40pm
does this make me a patsy
3:40pm
except mikey boogie boards
3:40pm
hahahaha
3:40pm
yeah i mean you are more or less a patsy
3:41pm
am i at least some sort of good patsy
3:41pm
probably the best
patsy
3:42pm
good.. good
i'm storing this one away in my archive of unpublished rival borg blogs
3:42pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
now I AM THE BEST PATSY

coming soon

borgblog 2011

there are still no italics in facebook chat

what do you think of the term, jedi in refering to things not related to star wars.
4:02pm hmmm
no opinion
i think i prob use it like 4 times per year
that might be a stretch tho.
4:02pm haha
4:02pm if someone did it all the time, like it was their 'thing' it would be annoying prob.
4:03pm yeah i dont mean like that, such as if mikey found out about this convesation he would start saying everything was jediwhich would be annoyingbut likeif some new military laser weapon was called the jedi.
4:04pm oh that would be pretty cool.
4:04pm[i] the jedi 3000 [i]
you know,
i(n) italics.