IMPORTANT UPDATE

Report · 11:04amdid you know about bold in fb chat???.Report · 11:04amHOLY SHIT.Report · 11:04amjust put asterisks outside of your text.Report · 11:05amdamn.

did you hear about the byu player kicked off the team for getting laid.Report · 4:18pmyep.Report · 4:19pmloli bet when he apologized to the team they were all like, aw man what was it like and he was all somber but then broke out and was like IT WAS FUCKIN SWEEEETand then they all started high fiving.Report · 4:21pmhahahborgblog that shit.



BASKETBALL PLAYER SUSPENDED FOR GETTING LAID

paul goes to the north pole

r u going to iowa city on saturday.6:41pmno.6:41pmgmmm.6:41pmbarring some 'change in plan'.6:42pmlike what if monica lewinski pulled up to 8060 chi in her limo with a box of wine and 300$ and said hey does anyone want to go to akron family w me.6:43pmya i'd prob go i'd def go.6:44pmid say its 50/50.6:45pm50 out of 50 times i would go w/ monica lewinsky in a wine filled limo almost anywhere.6:45pmwhat about the north polewould you ride in a limo all the way to the north pole with monica lewinski.6:46pmseems like you'd need a magic limo.6:46pmwith only one box of wine and 300 dollarsyou would.6:46pmin which case i'd def want to ride in a magic limoto the north polestill i wouldn't want to starve to death.6:46pmyeah that was a trick question.6:46pmcould i stop & buy cigarettes?/more wine.6:46pmif you had cashMY FACEBOOK CHAT IS FUCKED.6:48pmyafuckin fucked.6:48pmit stops refreshing i think i fixed it thoughi should become a facebook janitor.6:48pmagreed.

justin and paul solve the great fbc italics fiasco of 2k11

what are you doing, blogging?3:22pmno3:23pmare you tweeting
are you 'running the gauntlet'3:25pmyes..3:25pmso this is how i decided to type in italics in fbc
like /this/
it seems tidy enough3:25pm/not bad/3:25pmit /seems/ tidy enough3:25pmemail zuckerbro
justin fyfe, more like justin /dyke/3:26pmwoah woah yeeeoooowtch
dont talk to me like im some kind of /moop/3:27pmhahaha
MOOP3:27pm/laser brain/
ill give you this interpol ticket if you do my taxes3:28pm/fuck you/3:28pm/ha/3:28pm/borg blog/3:29pmdoubt /it/
my /lunch/ is over i dont have /time/ to borg3:29pmi'm going to suggest that facebook implement this

NSFW (UNEDITED)

2:22pmWELL WELL WELL3:39pmOOOOOOH WELL
get it?
i wish that instead of waiting for someone to accept you as a friend
you could just say I AM FRIENDS WITH THIS PERSON
lol
that would be total anarchy
fb style
i just wrote a poem for reggie4:04pmnice4:20pmwoah i left my computer unlocked the whole time i was @ lunch4:23pmnice4:24pmim really having a good facebook day4:24pmthat's good4:24pmalso my buddhist tendancies are getting stronger4:24pmhave you begun yr meditation practice
do you feel bad about destroying that tree4:24pmi think im going to by shit to make a meditation corner
no the tree needed to be destroyed4:25pmwhen kyle called he was pretty angry about the tree4:25pmbuy
haha4:25pmhe also accused me of stealing those red glasses
which are mine4:25pmthats because kyle is an 'emotionalist'4:26pmohh... oh
def need a declarq
starting to 'lose it'4:27pmyou know, too far on one end of the spectrum4:27pmright... right
what am I
???4:28pmi cant label, I4:28pmyou are, the master of labels4:28pmlol
im TRYING to be more buddhalike
but i have my own thoughts
on this
like
things we do that feel good or make us happy are generally attempts to 'stop thinking'
even for a split second4:31pmwhat does it all mean4:31pmit means nothing4:31pmoh okay
i thought you were going to go off into the deep end for a second4:31pmeb and flo man, eb .... and...... flo
i wont force my new views on you paul4:36pmoh i'm curious5:51pmim not really digging this paul justin facebook humor hate from k jean fessenmeyer5:52pmas am i
it's a good development
man this new snoop dogg song is a real SEX JAM
oh you're NOT digging it
i'm digging it5:52pmhrmmfph5:53pmi like calling her kyle
damn snoop
'WHEN I SLIP INSIDE I TURN GIRLS INTO SLIP'N'SLIDES'5:58pmhmm5:58pmsnoop dogg isn't 40
i remember when i was in like 8th grade a friend of mine said snoop dogg was 405:59pmsnoop dog IS 40
40 oz to freedom6:00pmwould you rather get blazed with snoop dogg for 3 days in his mansion or have 800 dollars6:00pmno comment
that is nsfw paul6:00pmoh... my bad...
i didn't realize that was 'an issue'6:00pmi work for the government
EVERYTHING is an issue

THE BEST PATSY

3:36pm
today is a big waste day
its like im in purgatory
and then the pope declared there is no purgatory
so then im just in nothing
3:37pm
hahahahahaha
instahype
the equivalent of 'liking' something in facebook chat is immediately making it yr status
3:38pm
hahaha
3:38pm
ooo the tesla status is heating up again
3:39pm
thats just because kyle use your flow
uses
3:39pm
what does that mean
3:39pm
he surfs on your poetry energy
3:39pm
hmm
3:40pm
we all do
3:40pm
does this make me a patsy
3:40pm
except mikey boogie boards
3:40pm
hahahaha
3:40pm
yeah i mean you are more or less a patsy
3:41pm
am i at least some sort of good patsy
3:41pm
probably the best
patsy
3:42pm
good.. good
i'm storing this one away in my archive of unpublished rival borg blogs
3:42pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
now I AM THE BEST PATSY

coming soon

borgblog 2011

there are still no italics in facebook chat

what do you think of the term, jedi in refering to things not related to star wars.
4:02pm hmmm
no opinion
i think i prob use it like 4 times per year
that might be a stretch tho.
4:02pm haha
4:02pm if someone did it all the time, like it was their 'thing' it would be annoying prob.
4:03pm yeah i dont mean like that, such as if mikey found out about this convesation he would start saying everything was jediwhich would be annoyingbut likeif some new military laser weapon was called the jedi.
4:04pm oh that would be pretty cool.
4:04pm[i] the jedi 3000 [i]
you know,
i(n) italics.

heavy shit

i sent a christmas list to my cousin...
10:38amHA.
10:38amwhat's so funny
is this another joke about how i don't have a brother....
10:38am oh
HA
oh i thought you said
it was a joke.
10:39am >:\
It is also shown that while Doug is a fairly creative artist, his drawing skill and painting ability pales in comparison to Roger's who was able to draw a highly detailed picture of a sunset, without looking at the paper and using only blue paint..
10:41am what.
10:42am bit of Doug trivia for you.
10:42am oh doug the cartoon.
10:43am ya.
Connie is a sweet, naive, heavy-set girl in the Nick version, while she is a slimmer singer and songwriter in the Disney version.She also develops a habit of gossiping, although in one episode she is very apologetic to Skeeter after seeing the damage she did about spreading a rumor that he was a vampire..
10:47am this is some heavy shit.

NSFW

me: 1:31pm - wah wah

tony: 1:32pm - FUCK

me 1:33pm - WOAH NSFW

there are no italics in facebook chat aka Cutlass exclaimed in italics

[You]
i want to start a publication
called ... how do you write in italics
thats not what its called

[Ira Hazard]
8:48pm
that's pretty good
oh
what kind of publication

[You]
8:49pm
although that is pretty good
like

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
that is pretty good

[You]
8:49pm
an online poetry thing
since i wouldnt have money to do a real thing

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
we've discussed this before

[You]
8:49pm
yeah but i have a great name

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
what is the name

[You]
8:49pm
how do you write in italics
so i can write it
the way it needs to be spelled out

[Ira Hazard]
8:50pm
there are no italics on facebook chat

[You]
8:50pm
god dammit

celebrity death match aka first picture ever on borg blog

[Her] woohoo
noam chomsky vs ali g
so good
i like to just think about it sometimes

[You] celebrity death match?

the walking dead

tony: W3EHAAAAT
:3
k
have you been watchign walkind dead
me: no what is that
i dont watch tv basically ever
tony: the walking dead
zombies
on amc
it's good
it's based on a comic series which is also good
me: i will probably never see it
tony: why
because it's too scary?
me: because i have no way to see it
i would have to go out of my way
tony: YOU HAVE NO EYES!??!?!
me: i have no tv
i have no computer
tony: damn son, you might as well have no eyes