25.2.11

paul goes to the north pole

r u going to iowa city on saturday.6:41pmno.6:41pmgmmm.6:41pmbarring some 'change in plan'.6:42pmlike what if monica lewinski pulled up to 8060 chi in her limo with a box of wine and 300$ and said hey does anyone want to go to akron family w me.6:43pmya i'd prob go i'd def go.6:44pmid say its 50/50.6:45pm50 out of 50 times i would go w/ monica lewinsky in a wine filled limo almost anywhere.6:45pmwhat about the north polewould you ride in a limo all the way to the north pole with monica lewinski.6:46pmseems like you'd need a magic limo.6:46pmwith only one box of wine and 300 dollarsyou would.6:46pmin which case i'd def want to ride in a magic limoto the north polestill i wouldn't want to starve to death.6:46pmyeah that was a trick question.6:46pmcould i stop & buy cigarettes?/more wine.6:46pmif you had cashMY FACEBOOK CHAT IS FUCKED.6:48pmyafuckin fucked.6:48pmit stops refreshing i think i fixed it thoughi should become a facebook janitor.6:48pmagreed.

9.2.11

justin and paul solve the great fbc italics fiasco of 2k11

what are you doing, blogging?3:22pmno3:23pmare you tweeting
are you 'running the gauntlet'3:25pmyes..3:25pmso this is how i decided to type in italics in fbc
like /this/
it seems tidy enough3:25pm/not bad/3:25pmit /seems/ tidy enough3:25pmemail zuckerbro
justin fyfe, more like justin /dyke/3:26pmwoah woah yeeeoooowtch
dont talk to me like im some kind of /moop/3:27pmhahaha
MOOP3:27pm/laser brain/
ill give you this interpol ticket if you do my taxes3:28pm/fuck you/3:28pm/ha/3:28pm/borg blog/3:29pmdoubt /it/
my /lunch/ is over i dont have /time/ to borg3:29pmi'm going to suggest that facebook implement this