heavy shit

i sent a christmas list to my cousin...
10:38amHA.
10:38amwhat's so funny
is this another joke about how i don't have a brother....
10:38am oh
HA
oh i thought you said
it was a joke.
10:39am >:\
It is also shown that while Doug is a fairly creative artist, his drawing skill and painting ability pales in comparison to Roger's who was able to draw a highly detailed picture of a sunset, without looking at the paper and using only blue paint..
10:41am what.
10:42am bit of Doug trivia for you.
10:42am oh doug the cartoon.
10:43am ya.
Connie is a sweet, naive, heavy-set girl in the Nick version, while she is a slimmer singer and songwriter in the Disney version.She also develops a habit of gossiping, although in one episode she is very apologetic to Skeeter after seeing the damage she did about spreading a rumor that he was a vampire..
10:47am this is some heavy shit.

NSFW

me: 1:31pm - wah wah

tony: 1:32pm - FUCK

me 1:33pm - WOAH NSFW

there are no italics in facebook chat aka Cutlass exclaimed in italics

[You]
i want to start a publication
called ... how do you write in italics
thats not what its called

[Ira Hazard]
8:48pm
that's pretty good
oh
what kind of publication

[You]
8:49pm
although that is pretty good
like

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
that is pretty good

[You]
8:49pm
an online poetry thing
since i wouldnt have money to do a real thing

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
we've discussed this before

[You]
8:49pm
yeah but i have a great name

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
what is the name

[You]
8:49pm
how do you write in italics
so i can write it
the way it needs to be spelled out

[Ira Hazard]
8:50pm
there are no italics on facebook chat

[You]
8:50pm
god dammit

celebrity death match aka first picture ever on borg blog

[Her] woohoo
noam chomsky vs ali g
so good
i like to just think about it sometimes

[You] celebrity death match?

the walking dead

tony: W3EHAAAAT
:3
k
have you been watchign walkind dead
me: no what is that
i dont watch tv basically ever
tony: the walking dead
zombies
on amc
it's good
it's based on a comic series which is also good
me: i will probably never see it
tony: why
because it's too scary?
me: because i have no way to see it
i would have to go out of my way
tony: YOU HAVE NO EYES!??!?!
me: i have no tv
i have no computer
tony: damn son, you might as well have no eyes

'i tip my hat like willie nelson'

high @ work

Me
sometimes when im takling to people on the phone, i feel like im takling to aliens

6:28pmIra
maybe you are

6:28pmMe
maybe i am

never thought of it like that

tam blows

Me
wudderyou doin chump

7:02pmMike
hangin tough

7:02pmMe
rippin and a roarin

whats goin on 2nite

7:02pmMike
hootin and a hollerin

buncha turds goin to the tam

7:03pmMe
tam blows

7:03pmMike
agreed

BORG BLOG IS A BEAR TRAP

Elsie
oh fuck

god dammit justin

5:40pmMe
what

did i do

5:40pmElsie
BEAR TRAP BORG BLOG

it's oka

y

i <3 it

5:40pmMe
lawl

you never know when its gonna get SPRUNG

men are too much

Elsie
apricots

5:34pmMe
mabeds

get it />?

5:35pmElsie
no

5:35pmMe
april cots

may beds

come on

5:35pmElsie
UHHHH

5:35pmMe
its a month by month sleeping arangement joke

5:35pmElsie
juncouch

5:36pmMe
ok well the joke is over

5:36pmElsie
i don't know how to do this

you men are just TOO much for me

the least funny thing i have ever said on facebook chat

Ira
my computer is being slow :(

6:32pmMe
buy it some lighter jogging shoes

6:32pmIra
ha HAHAHA

6:33pmMe
that was probably the least funny thing i have ever said to you on facebook chat

facebook on xbox 360

FYI: i am listening to the song 'desireless' by eagle eye cherry
11 hours ago · Comment · Like

Justin Ryan Fyfe i am on xbox
10 hours ago ·

Ira Hazard sup dawg
10 hours ago

Justin Ryan Fyfe it isnteasy to type
10 hours ago ·

Ira Hazard xbox
10 hours ago

Justin Ryan Fyfe im done
10 hours ago ·

Mike Knott I love the verve Pipe
7 hours ago

word of mouth for borg blog

Mike:
i chucked out loud in the library
10:33amMe

oo chucked out loud

paradigm shift

PARADIGM SHIFT
10:34amMike

shoot
10:35amMike

im looking the bold chat btw
10:36amMe

haha

BAHAHAHAHAHA

:putnam::putnam:

:42::42: seconds have passed
10:36amMike

hahaha hey fuck you man, im in the library at school

no more funny stuff
10:37amMe

(^^^)(^^^) FUCK YOU
10:37amMike

hahahaha

how are you doing all that shit
10:38amMe

I'm pretty good w/ Facebook Chat Emoticons 3:)3:)
10:38amMike

hahahhaha

dude that shark with the big FUCK YOU

is staring me right in the face

and its making me chuckle everytime

and the chick next to me is weirded the fuck otu
10:39amMe

:v:v NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
10:39amMike

dude i gotta go

fuck you

this chick next to me just scowled at me and the dude across from me got up and left
10:40amMe

hahaha

B-|B-|
10:40amMike

how do you do the shark
10:40amMe

justin wrote a borg blog about it
10:40amMike

and the bold letters
10:41amMe

http://borgblogborg.blogspot.com/2010/03/jon-woah-nice-shark-how-do-you-make.html
10:41amMike

ight ill have to check it out