28.12.10

THE BEST PATSY

3:36pm
today is a big waste day
its like im in purgatory
and then the pope declared there is no purgatory
so then im just in nothing
3:37pm
hahahahahaha
instahype
the equivalent of 'liking' something in facebook chat is immediately making it yr status
3:38pm
hahaha
3:38pm
ooo the tesla status is heating up again
3:39pm
thats just because kyle use your flow
uses
3:39pm
what does that mean
3:39pm
he surfs on your poetry energy
3:39pm
hmm
3:40pm
we all do
3:40pm
does this make me a patsy
3:40pm
except mikey boogie boards
3:40pm
hahahaha
3:40pm
yeah i mean you are more or less a patsy
3:41pm
am i at least some sort of good patsy
3:41pm
probably the best
patsy
3:42pm
good.. good
i'm storing this one away in my archive of unpublished rival borg blogs
3:42pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
now I AM THE BEST PATSY

27.12.10

7.12.10

there are still no italics in facebook chat

what do you think of the term, jedi in refering to things not related to star wars.
4:02pm hmmm
no opinion
i think i prob use it like 4 times per year
that might be a stretch tho.
4:02pm haha
4:02pm if someone did it all the time, like it was their 'thing' it would be annoying prob.
4:03pm yeah i dont mean like that, such as if mikey found out about this convesation he would start saying everything was jediwhich would be annoyingbut likeif some new military laser weapon was called the jedi.
4:04pm oh that would be pretty cool.
4:04pm[i] the jedi 3000 [i]
you know,
i(n) italics.

heavy shit

i sent a christmas list to my cousin...
10:38amHA.
10:38amwhat's so funny
is this another joke about how i don't have a brother....
10:38am oh
HA
oh i thought you said
it was a joke.
10:39am >:\
It is also shown that while Doug is a fairly creative artist, his drawing skill and painting ability pales in comparison to Roger's who was able to draw a highly detailed picture of a sunset, without looking at the paper and using only blue paint..
10:41am what.
10:42am bit of Doug trivia for you.
10:42am oh doug the cartoon.
10:43am ya.
Connie is a sweet, naive, heavy-set girl in the Nick version, while she is a slimmer singer and songwriter in the Disney version.She also develops a habit of gossiping, although in one episode she is very apologetic to Skeeter after seeing the damage she did about spreading a rumor that he was a vampire..
10:47am this is some heavy shit.

24.11.10

NSFW

me: 1:31pm - wah wah

tony: 1:32pm - FUCK

me 1:33pm - WOAH NSFW

17.11.10

there are no italics in facebook chat aka Cutlass exclaimed in italics

[You]
i want to start a publication
called ... how do you write in italics
thats not what its called

[Ira Hazard]
8:48pm
that's pretty good
oh
what kind of publication

[You]
8:49pm
although that is pretty good
like

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
that is pretty good

[You]
8:49pm
an online poetry thing
since i wouldnt have money to do a real thing

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
we've discussed this before

[You]
8:49pm
yeah but i have a great name

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
what is the name

[You]
8:49pm
how do you write in italics
so i can write it
the way it needs to be spelled out

[Ira Hazard]
8:50pm
there are no italics on facebook chat

[You]
8:50pm
god dammit

11.11.10

celebrity death match aka first picture ever on borg blog

[Her] woohoo
noam chomsky vs ali g
so good
i like to just think about it sometimes

[You] celebrity death match?


8.11.10

the walking dead

tony: W3EHAAAAT
:3
k
have you been watchign walkind dead
me: no what is that
i dont watch tv basically ever
tony: the walking dead
zombies
on amc
it's good
it's based on a comic series which is also good
me: i will probably never see it
tony: why
because it's too scary?
me: because i have no way to see it
i would have to go out of my way
tony: YOU HAVE NO EYES!??!?!
me: i have no tv
i have no computer
tony: damn son, you might as well have no eyes

23.9.10

high @ work

Me
sometimes when im takling to people on the phone, i feel like im takling to aliens

6:28pmIra
maybe you are

6:28pmMe
maybe i am

never thought of it like that

2.9.10

tam blows

Me
wudderyou doin chump

7:02pmMike
hangin tough

7:02pmMe
rippin and a roarin

whats goin on 2nite

7:02pmMike
hootin and a hollerin

buncha turds goin to the tam

7:03pmMe
tam blows

7:03pmMike
agreed

5.8.10

BORG BLOG IS A BEAR TRAP

Elsie
oh fuck

god dammit justin

5:40pmMe
what

did i do

5:40pmElsie
BEAR TRAP BORG BLOG

it's oka

y

i <3 it

5:40pmMe
lawl

you never know when its gonna get SPRUNG

men are too much

Elsie
apricots

5:34pmMe
mabeds

get it />?

5:35pmElsie
no

5:35pmMe
april cots

may beds

come on

5:35pmElsie
UHHHH

5:35pmMe
its a month by month sleeping arangement joke

5:35pmElsie
juncouch

5:36pmMe
ok well the joke is over

5:36pmElsie
i don't know how to do this

you men are just TOO much for me