RELIGION QUIZ

TAKE THE RELIGION QUIZ

Which of the following is most likely to be true, and why?


A. Romulus was the son of God, born to a mortal human virgin
B. Dionysus turned water into wine
C. Apollonius of Tyana raised a girl from the dead
D. Jesus Christ was the son of God, born to a mortal virgin, turned water into wine, and raised a man from the dead

RANDOM MIGHTY DUCKS THOUGHT OF THE DAY

I want you to drop Banks like a bad habit! I want him out of the game! Understand?!

Remember that scene from the first "Mighty Ducks" in which Coach Riley from the Hawks tells two of his guys to take out Adam Banks (the former Hawk who became a Duck through district re-alignment)?

I just thought about that right now as I'm wrapping up my day. I hope you enjoy thinking about the Mighty Ducks from time to time like I do.

-taken from a blog about wisconsin sports.

THINGS YOUR KIDS DONT CARE ABOUT

"i'l be proud to tell my kids i chipped in, however little" - IVAN MILLES

AUDCHUCK IN PRACTICE

Justin

did i tell you about my borg blog
11:50amZach

no
11:50amJustin

its my new blog
11:51amZach

i thnk i saw a referenceto iy
11:51amJustin

is that spanish
11:51amZach

*tot

baby is hitting my hands

gimme the webby
11:51amJustin

audchuck

INTERNET LAUGHTER

Paul

so when I audibly chuckle i'm gonna type audchuck

gonna try to make that a thing
11:41amJustin

haha

i just audibly chuckled but didnt type audchuck

your thing isnt catching on
11:42amPaul

audchuck at the new borg blog
11:42amJustin

ok i audchucked

there should be a shorter version

audchuck is too much typing

its like people who take the time to type out lollercoasters
11:43amPaul

i dunno usually when i would audchuck before the day of audchuck i'd go with

hahahahahahahahahahaha

or LOLLLLLLLLLLL
11:43amJustin

yeah but thats easy to type
11:43amPaul

which are roughly equal to audchuck

they are too easy to type that is the problem
11:43amJustin

i guess no shortened version really gives audchuck the same feel
11:44amPaul

i audchuck failry rarely from internet convo
11:44amJustin

thats a good point

sometimes i silent chuckle, like with the body chuckle but no sound
11:44amPaul

so when hahahahahaha=audchuck & haha = i found that to be mildly humorous
11:45amJustin

what about HA!
11:45amPaul

the chances of going a bit overboard and indicating an audchuck when there wasn't an audchuck are HUGE
11:45amJustin

because saying HA! usually causes me to audchuck
11:45amPaul

hahaha

i find audchuck to be more audchuck conducive

WHAT CAN BE TALKED ABOUT ON BORG BLOG

Justin

do you think me posting a discussion on girls talking about fucking guys in the ass and how guys like it and then me posting "i didnt expect to come in here and read about girls fucking guys in the ass" at the end is KOSHER for a blog or does it make the blog adult material
11:34amPaul

dunno
11:36amJustin

ill probably hold off on the female to male anal
11:36amPaul

peggin!?
11:36amJustin

i guess thats what its called
11:36amPaul

OMG

i dunno this would take the borg blog to interesting places
11:38amJustin

yeah, which is good i guess, id just rather not have those interesting places be a mans ass with a dildo in it.
11:38amPaul

yeah

i wouldn't enjoy reading such borg blogging

then again..

PEOPLE LIKE WEIRD SHIT
11:38amJustin

thats true

RELIGION

Justin Ryan Fyfe love is NOT a religous view.
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Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
We have already briefly dipped our toes into this subject. But ze Merriam Webster leads me to believe the definition of "religion" is not so black and white.
Today at 00:36
Justin Ryan Fyfe
Justin Ryan Fyfe
yes, i guess you're right to base youre understanding of religion on merriam websters definition.
Today at 10:27
Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
I just don't think you need to believe in a deity for it to be a religion. Isn't it just a set of beliefs you hold to? Love isn't my religion, it's just how I live. But I can see how it could be considered a religion.
9 hours ago
Justin Ryan Fyfe
Justin Ryan Fyfe
barf.
8 hours ago
Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
Lulz.

Justin Fyfe does not believe in love.
8 hours ago
Kyle Crawford
Kyle Crawford
I don't care about this argument, HOWEVER, no one owns language. Fuck the dictionary as an authority. Dictionaries are nothing more than an economic pursuit, same with prescriptive grammar. Language is how it is understood to those who speak it, nothing more. Get it?
6 hours ago
Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
When it boils down to it, here is what I think. Nothing can be said for sure, because everything must first be perceived. I don't know how to (completely) trust anything that must go through my senses first. However, I do end up trusting what I see/hear/smell etc, because it would be one crazy world if I didn't.
6 hours ago
Justin Ryan Fyfe
Justin Ryan Fyfe
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
4 hours ago
Paul Hanson Clark
Paul Hanson Clark
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 minutes ago · Delete

more about bongripper

Justin

have you heard the band BONGRIPPER
12:03pmZach

yes, yes i have
12:04pmJustin

i downloaded their album hippie killer for my dnd soundtrack
12:04pmZach

if your band has an album called hippie killer, i'm probably going to love it. and there youg og

*go
12:04pmJustin

especially with song titles like reefer sutherland

or tranny ride

i was tempted to download their album meat ditch
12:06pmZach

hate ashbury

great barrier reefer
12:07pmZach

i need to get meat ditch
12:07pmJustin

true
12:07pmZach

http://www.bongripper.com/

lol
12:14pmJustin

thats a pretty sweet goat head
12:14pmZach

i know. i wish i had the facial structure and hair to look like it
12:14pmJustin

and horns
12:15pmZach

welll yeah, but i figured i could buy those
12:15pmJustin

you can buy anything on ebay

chores

"Help me bring the Christmas tree up or I'll hide the beer." - Mallory's mom

things rob hates ( a review of the dutchess and the duke show )

Justin

i called you last night rob
3:53pmRob

did you?

I fell asleep at 3:00 p.m. yesterday

until like 4 a.m.
3:56pmJustin

hmm

that would have been in the time frame of me calling
3:57pmRob

what was up?
3:57pmJustin

i was in omaha

at a show
3:57pmRob

oh, what one?
4:02pmJustin

umm

dutchess and the duke

the show sucked though

i mean the music was ok

but there was nobody there
4:04pmRob

mmmmmmmmm
4:04pmJustin

which is always uncomfortable

the first two acts did suck a little bit though

fairly solid but fairly boring and unoriginal as well
4:06pmRob

hate that shit
4:45pmJustin

what else do you hate rob
4:45pmRob

that's about it

bongripper

Mike

BONGRIPPER

has best of both worls
10:20amJustin

bongripper is a band?
10:20amMike

heavy riffs anf sweet spacey instrumentals

yeah

there album is entitled Hippie Killer
10:20amJustin

nice

reefer sutherland
10:21amMike

fuck eyah
10:21amJustin

lolz

untitled borg blog entry

Kathryn
Re: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you carry the pot outside and dump him out?? :O

kimber
Re: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, it is too large for even a big man to carry out on a dolly..

Kathryn
Re: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe pluck him out w/ rubber dish gloves on. Otherwise, I think he has eluded you all! :O

niknicholenikki
Re: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, put gloves on and grab him.

two layers. in case he bites.

AND WHY NOT? (email)

AND WHY SHOULDN'T I BE PROUD OF YOU. YOU DON'T DO DRUGS. YOU DON'T LIE/ UPI DON'T STEAL. YOU DON'T CHEAT. YOU ARE KIND. YOU ARE CONSIDERATE. ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW YOUR NEW FRIENDS, I REALLY LIKE YOUR FRIENDS FROM THE PAST. SO, IS IT THAT HARD TO BELIEVE I AM PROUD OF YOU. AND I CAN SAY THE SAME THING FOR ALL THREE OF MY CHILDREN SEE, IT'S SIMPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHY I AM SO PROUD OF YOU LOVB DAD

the conception of borg blog

konochingo (3:57:12 PM): i'm lolling pretty hard at borg blog
konochingo (3:57:32 PM): Labels: borg blog
justinryanfyfe (4:02:26 PM): im pretty sure this is going to take off
justinryanfyfe (4:02:28 PM): huge
konochingo (4:02:36 PM): i was just about to type
konochingo (4:02:45 PM): 'borg blog is taking the world by storm'
konochingo (4:03:22 PM): a quick google search shows a few more prominent borg blogs out there
justinryanfyfe (4:03:55 PM): GOD DAMMIT
konochingo (4:04:09 PM): no worries
konochingo (4:04:15 PM): those borg blogs are bush league
justinryanfyfe (4:05:35 PM): these do look pretty bush league
konochingo (4:05:53 PM): Paul
ba da dee do ba da da dee do doo dop, ba dah ba dah dee doo
Justin
what are you, paulborg
Paul
nah i'm the lead singer of mxpx
Justin
that gives me an idea, to start a blog called borg blog
Paul
singing the hit song, chick magnet
Justin
in shane and anthony vandenbergs first band MAD MARTIGAN they covered chick magnet
Paul
lolllll
Justin
it was a fairly solid rendition
konochingo (4:06:20 PM): i really think the genesis of borg blog should be featured on the borg blog
justinryanfyfe (4:06:24 PM): the conception of borg blog
justinryanfyfe (4:06:33 PM): ok fair enough
konochingo (4:07:17 PM): or you could include this conversation on borg blog
konochingo (4:07:20 PM): meta borg blog
konochingo (4:07:23 PM): borgb olsdafjaklds;
justinryanfyfe (4:07:38 PM): wait what
justinryanfyfe (4:07:57 PM): oh
justinryanfyfe (4:07:58 PM): right

what the fuck is a borg blog

justinryanfyfe (3:42:05 PM): i should put this convo on my borg blog
konochingo (3:42:20 PM): wait did you create the borg blog
justinryanfyfe (3:42:36 PM): no
konochingo (3:43:56 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS A BORG BLOG
justinryanfyfe (3:44:12 PM): its a blog
justinryanfyfe (3:44:20 PM): im going to make it now
justinryanfyfe (3:45:43 PM): FUCK ITS NOT AVAILABLE
justinryanfyfe (3:46:14 PM): i had to go with borgblogborg.blogspot.com
konochingo (3:47:10 PM): lol
justinryanfyfe (3:49:33 PM): i like this idea of borgblog
konochingo (3:49:42 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS A BORG BLOG
justinryanfyfe (3:50:04 PM): its a blog where i post conversations from the internet
konochingo (3:50:21 PM): oh
konochingo (3:50:25 PM): borg blog of course
justinryanfyfe (3:50:38 PM): but i dont tell anyone about it
konochingo (3:50:52 PM): i know about it
konochingo (3:50:56 PM): borg blog is compromised
justinryanfyfe (3:51:02 PM): well
justinryanfyfe (3:51:05 PM): thats different
justinryanfyfe (3:51:21 PM): because i told you about it before i decided not to tell anyone about it
konochingo (3:52:27 PM): oh ic
justinryanfyfe (3:52:30 PM): i feel like this is a good idea
justinryanfyfe (3:52:43 PM): and could get me more famous than editing myself into wikipedias
justinryanfyfe (3:52:51 PM): though more slowly

PIZZA MECCA DEBATE

konochingo (3:11:39 PM): yeah i took ANAP
justinryanfyfe (3:11:55 PM): sounds like sleeping ON THE JOB
konochingo (3:12:42 PM): LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
konochingo (3:12:58 PM): check out this facebook status update
konochingo (3:13:03 PM): ____________ wonders if it will ever become a priority for Americans to become informed about topics before they start spouting off at the mouth about them.
justinryanfyfe (3:13:41 PM): hahaha what a sucker
konochingo (3:13:58 PM): this is the kind of facebook status update that puts you on the watch list
justinryanfyfe (3:14:05 PM): everyone knows when you know a lot about something it makes it less fun to talk about
konochingo (3:14:06 PM): the 'not going to be my friend anymore watch list' hey ooo
justinryanfyfe (3:15:51 PM): you know whats lame
justinryanfyfe (3:15:56 PM): homemade christmas gifts
justinryanfyfe (3:16:11 PM): nobody wants that shit
konochingo (3:16:16 PM): agreed
justinryanfyfe (3:16:22 PM): unless somebody built me a boat
konochingo (3:16:26 PM): oh god
justinryanfyfe (3:16:30 PM): i would take a homemade boat
konochingo (3:16:35 PM): hahaha
konochingo (3:16:38 PM): but it would sink
konochingo (3:16:44 PM): nobody knows how to build a boat anymore
justinryanfyfe (3:16:50 PM): true...
justinryanfyfe (3:19:03 PM): are you related to bo hansson
justinryanfyfe (3:19:18 PM): i guess thats a stupid question
justinryanfyfe (3:20:15 PM): i was just going based off your middle name
konochingo (3:21:26 PM): no
konochingo (3:21:28 PM): i am not
konochingo (3:21:38 PM): i am related to bo jackson
justinryanfyfe (3:21:51 PM): is that some sort of joke
konochingo (3:22:11 PM): yes
justinryanfyfe (3:25:12 PM): so when i was in omaha last night
justinryanfyfe (3:25:16 PM): i wanted to eat at zios
justinryanfyfe (3:25:20 PM): because i like zios
justinryanfyfe (3:25:30 PM): and the people i was with were all ugh zios
justinryanfyfe (3:25:40 PM): so we ended up going to the PIZZA SHOPPE in benson
justinryanfyfe (3:25:42 PM): and it SUCKED
konochingo (3:26:05 PM): lollllllll
konochingo (3:26:24 PM): i've never been there of course
konochingo (3:26:30 PM): but you naturally have to be a moron not to like zios
konochingo (3:26:34 PM): i think i'm going to have zios today
konochingo (3:26:39 PM): now that you mention it
justinryanfyfe (3:27:04 PM): dammit
justinryanfyfe (3:27:17 PM): the closest pizza to me is at CASEYS GENERAL STORE
justinryanfyfe (3:27:30 PM): sadly, CASEYS GENERAL STORE pizza is better than the PIZZA SHOPPE
konochingo (3:27:40 PM): Omaha is a fucking Pizza mecca compared to Lincoln really
justinryanfyfe (3:28:03 PM): mecca seems to be a little over the top
konochingo (3:28:25 PM): a comparative mecca
justinryanfyfe (3:28:35 PM): lincoln has yia yias and suite 1 which arent much to brag about but that instantly shoots down your mecca comparison
justinryanfyfe (3:29:10 PM): plus lincoln is the originator of valentinos
justinryanfyfe (3:29:24 PM): in my opinion LINCOLN is the true pizza mecca
konochingo (3:29:51 PM): yeah i guess the valentino's point is pretty solid
konochingo (3:29:55 PM): and i forgot about suite one
konochingo (3:29:57 PM): which is good
konochingo (3:30:11 PM): but yia yias is like garbage pizza basically
justinryanfyfe (3:30:29 PM): yia yias is leaps and bounds above pizza shoppe
konochingo (3:30:47 PM): in terms of pizza craftsmanship yia yias is the lowest of the low
konochingo (3:30:53 PM): they do have good ingredients tho
justinryanfyfe (3:31:13 PM): pizza shoppe has neither good craftsmanship or ingredients
justinryanfyfe (3:31:29 PM): it was like a floppy frozen pizza
justinryanfyfe (3:31:54 PM): i think this ultimately comes down to who has more sbarros
konochingo (3:32:14 PM): listen fyfe, this pizza shoppe argument seems to be the center piece
justinryanfyfe (3:32:44 PM): im just annoyed because we were told by locals to eat at the pizza shoppe
justinryanfyfe (3:32:46 PM): and it was awful
konochingo (3:32:49 PM): pff locals
konochingo (3:32:53 PM): omaha locals are the worst
justinryanfyfe (3:33:25 PM): i mean the pizza shoppe was worse than lazaris
konochingo (3:33:50 PM): hahaha i didn't think lazzari's was that bad
justinryanfyfe (3:34:02 PM): its not bad, but its not that good either
konochingo (3:34:46 PM): agreed
justinryanfyfe (3:35:07 PM): it ranks far below yia yias in my book and yia yias has many faults
justinryanfyfe (3:35:34 PM): namely being that yia yias often does not resemble pizza
konochingo (3:36:02 PM): that's what i'm talking about when i talk about pizza craftsmanship
justinryanfyfe (3:36:47 PM): i mean i would say zios is probably my favorite pizza in the area but i dont think zios alone makes omaha a pizza mecca
justinryanfyfe (3:37:01 PM): i have gone to another pizza place in omaha that was supposed to be good and it sucked
justinryanfyfe (3:37:11 PM): uncle rons or something
konochingo (3:37:31 PM): yeah i dunno there are just a lot of local pizza joints in omaha i haven't even really scratched the surface
konochingo (3:37:47 PM): that is all i meant
konochingo (3:37:54 PM): there seems to be a greater demand for pizza
konochingo (3:38:02 PM): whereas lincoln's premiere pizza joint is yia yias
justinryanfyfe (3:38:11 PM): i went to this other one also that was on center or something that wasnt bad but they couldnt add toppings to the pizza and we had to order a bowl of extra toppings so we could put it on ourselves
justinryanfyfe (3:38:26 PM): yeah
justinryanfyfe (3:38:34 PM): lincolns desire for pizza is lower than i would like
justinryanfyfe (3:38:56 PM): i mean if i were king i would have a pizza place every few blocks
justinryanfyfe (3:39:08 PM): not really, but it sounds good in theory
justinryanfyfe (3:39:47 PM): god dammit i want some pizza
konochingo (3:40:05 PM): i hate it when fuckers order ah.. pasta and shit when i'm working @ zios
justinryanfyfe (3:40:22 PM): its like when youre at a husker game and you see these assholes walking around with valentinos pizza and it smells so good because youre drunk and you almost get the urge to jump a guy for pizza
justinryanfyfe (3:40:39 PM): yeah pasta is lame
justinryanfyfe (3:40:42 PM): make that shit at home
justinryanfyfe (3:42:05 PM): i should put this convo on my borg blog
konochingo (3:42:20 PM): wait did you create the borg blog
justinryanfyfe (3:42:36 PM): no
konochingo (3:43:56 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS A BORG BLOG
justinryanfyfe (3:44:12 PM): its a blog
justinryanfyfe (3:44:20 PM): im going to make it now
justinryanfyfe (3:45:43 PM): FUCK ITS NOT AVAILABLE
justinryanfyfe (3:46:14 PM): i had to go with borgblogborg.blogspot.com