THE BEST PATSY

3:36pm
today is a big waste day
its like im in purgatory
and then the pope declared there is no purgatory
so then im just in nothing
3:37pm
hahahahahaha
instahype
the equivalent of 'liking' something in facebook chat is immediately making it yr status
3:38pm
hahaha
3:38pm
ooo the tesla status is heating up again
3:39pm
thats just because kyle use your flow
uses
3:39pm
what does that mean
3:39pm
he surfs on your poetry energy
3:39pm
hmm
3:40pm
we all do
3:40pm
does this make me a patsy
3:40pm
except mikey boogie boards
3:40pm
hahahaha
3:40pm
yeah i mean you are more or less a patsy
3:41pm
am i at least some sort of good patsy
3:41pm
probably the best
patsy
3:42pm
good.. good
i'm storing this one away in my archive of unpublished rival borg blogs
3:42pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
now I AM THE BEST PATSY

coming soon

borgblog 2011

there are still no italics in facebook chat

what do you think of the term, jedi in refering to things not related to star wars.
4:02pm hmmm
no opinion
i think i prob use it like 4 times per year
that might be a stretch tho.
4:02pm haha
4:02pm if someone did it all the time, like it was their 'thing' it would be annoying prob.
4:03pm yeah i dont mean like that, such as if mikey found out about this convesation he would start saying everything was jediwhich would be annoyingbut likeif some new military laser weapon was called the jedi.
4:04pm oh that would be pretty cool.
4:04pm[i] the jedi 3000 [i]
you know,
i(n) italics.

heavy shit

i sent a christmas list to my cousin...
10:38amHA.
10:38amwhat's so funny
is this another joke about how i don't have a brother....
10:38am oh
HA
oh i thought you said
it was a joke.
10:39am >:\
It is also shown that while Doug is a fairly creative artist, his drawing skill and painting ability pales in comparison to Roger's who was able to draw a highly detailed picture of a sunset, without looking at the paper and using only blue paint..
10:41am what.
10:42am bit of Doug trivia for you.
10:42am oh doug the cartoon.
10:43am ya.
Connie is a sweet, naive, heavy-set girl in the Nick version, while she is a slimmer singer and songwriter in the Disney version.She also develops a habit of gossiping, although in one episode she is very apologetic to Skeeter after seeing the damage she did about spreading a rumor that he was a vampire..
10:47am this is some heavy shit.

NSFW

me: 1:31pm - wah wah

tony: 1:32pm - FUCK

me 1:33pm - WOAH NSFW

there are no italics in facebook chat aka Cutlass exclaimed in italics

[You]
i want to start a publication
called ... how do you write in italics
thats not what its called

[Ira Hazard]
8:48pm
that's pretty good
oh
what kind of publication

[You]
8:49pm
although that is pretty good
like

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
that is pretty good

[You]
8:49pm
an online poetry thing
since i wouldnt have money to do a real thing

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
we've discussed this before

[You]
8:49pm
yeah but i have a great name

[Ira Hazard]
8:49pm
what is the name

[You]
8:49pm
how do you write in italics
so i can write it
the way it needs to be spelled out

[Ira Hazard]
8:50pm
there are no italics on facebook chat

[You]
8:50pm
god dammit

celebrity death match aka first picture ever on borg blog

[Her] woohoo
noam chomsky vs ali g
so good
i like to just think about it sometimes

[You] celebrity death match?

the walking dead

tony: W3EHAAAAT
:3
k
have you been watchign walkind dead
me: no what is that
i dont watch tv basically ever
tony: the walking dead
zombies
on amc
it's good
it's based on a comic series which is also good
me: i will probably never see it
tony: why
because it's too scary?
me: because i have no way to see it
i would have to go out of my way
tony: YOU HAVE NO EYES!??!?!
me: i have no tv
i have no computer
tony: damn son, you might as well have no eyes

'i tip my hat like willie nelson'

high @ work

Me
sometimes when im takling to people on the phone, i feel like im takling to aliens

6:28pmIra
maybe you are

6:28pmMe
maybe i am

never thought of it like that

tam blows

Me
wudderyou doin chump

7:02pmMike
hangin tough

7:02pmMe
rippin and a roarin

whats goin on 2nite

7:02pmMike
hootin and a hollerin

buncha turds goin to the tam

7:03pmMe
tam blows

7:03pmMike
agreed

BORG BLOG IS A BEAR TRAP

Elsie
oh fuck

god dammit justin

5:40pmMe
what

did i do

5:40pmElsie
BEAR TRAP BORG BLOG

it's oka

y

i <3 it

5:40pmMe
lawl

you never know when its gonna get SPRUNG

men are too much

Elsie
apricots

5:34pmMe
mabeds

get it />?

5:35pmElsie
no

5:35pmMe
april cots

may beds

come on

5:35pmElsie
UHHHH

5:35pmMe
its a month by month sleeping arangement joke

5:35pmElsie
juncouch

5:36pmMe
ok well the joke is over

5:36pmElsie
i don't know how to do this

you men are just TOO much for me

the least funny thing i have ever said on facebook chat

Ira
my computer is being slow :(

6:32pmMe
buy it some lighter jogging shoes

6:32pmIra
ha HAHAHA

6:33pmMe
that was probably the least funny thing i have ever said to you on facebook chat

facebook on xbox 360

FYI: i am listening to the song 'desireless' by eagle eye cherry
11 hours ago · Comment · Like

Justin Ryan Fyfe i am on xbox
10 hours ago ·

Ira Hazard sup dawg
10 hours ago

Justin Ryan Fyfe it isnteasy to type
10 hours ago ·

Ira Hazard xbox
10 hours ago

Justin Ryan Fyfe im done
10 hours ago ·

Mike Knott I love the verve Pipe
7 hours ago

word of mouth for borg blog

Mike:
i chucked out loud in the library
10:33amMe

oo chucked out loud

paradigm shift

PARADIGM SHIFT
10:34amMike

shoot
10:35amMike

im looking the bold chat btw
10:36amMe

haha

BAHAHAHAHAHA

:putnam::putnam:

:42::42: seconds have passed
10:36amMike

hahaha hey fuck you man, im in the library at school

no more funny stuff
10:37amMe

(^^^)(^^^) FUCK YOU
10:37amMike

hahahaha

how are you doing all that shit
10:38amMe

I'm pretty good w/ Facebook Chat Emoticons 3:)3:)
10:38amMike

hahahhaha

dude that shark with the big FUCK YOU

is staring me right in the face

and its making me chuckle everytime

and the chick next to me is weirded the fuck otu
10:39amMe

:v:v NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
10:39amMike

dude i gotta go

fuck you

this chick next to me just scowled at me and the dude across from me got up and left
10:40amMe

hahaha

B-|B-|
10:40amMike

how do you do the shark
10:40amMe

justin wrote a borg blog about it
10:40amMike

and the bold letters
10:41amMe

http://borgblogborg.blogspot.com/2010/03/jon-woah-nice-shark-how-do-you-make.html
10:41amMike

ight ill have to check it out

how to make bold font in facebook chat, aka justin is balla

Paul

justin...
8:22pmJustin

...is a balla
8:22pmPaul

good

work

did you go to that rival poetry faction tonight
8:23pmJustin

oh, no

i just got home from work
8:24pmJustin

and im listening to the new broken social scene album
8:24pmPaul

cool!
8:24pmJustin

actually im going to go drop a deuce and then go drink with kyle

actually im going to load a bowl, drop a deuce, smoke a bowl hang out with kyle dt, then go do some dnd shit
8:25pmPaul

pff

lies
8:25pmJustin

i bought metal gear solid 1 2 and 3 last night
8:26pmPaul

why

those games are like older than i am
8:26pmJustin

all 3 for 20 bucks

they are tactical fun

i actually already had the first one

i just lost it
8:31pmPaul

LOL

man i love bold..
8:31pmJustin

audchuck

not

DAMNIT

fuuuuuuck

I HAVE EMBARRASSED MYSELF
8:32pmPaul

hahaha

THAT IS WHAT DID THE FIRST TIME TOO

it's old hat for us internet masters

fbc has flipped the script however
8:32pmJustin

fuck that shit

(^^^)(^^^)
8:32pmPaul

flipped the FUCKING script
8:45pmJustin

well time to go write my poem titled

ENTER BOLD = SUPERHEROES
8:46pmPaul

bold

shit..

you ahve to put asteriks
8:46pmJustin

im def audchucking
8:46pmPaul

to get bold

btw

Beth Verdon became a fan of Mind Blowing Sex

Jon

WOAH

nice shark

how do you make shark? (shark)

its not that

st. pattys day in arizona

Justin

hmm... i better set my alarm now while im tinking about it
6:17pmZach

for tomorrow?
6:17pmJustin

yeah

just in case i get too irish tonight
6:17pmZach

oh yeah

amateur night

i have a rough time going out on st pattys
6:18pmJustin

why

you dont like all the new drunks
6:18pmZach

exactly
6:18pmJustin

movin in on the old drunks
6:18pmZach

ha yeah

maybe its hypocritical of me.
6:21pmZach

stupid shit happens cause people drink more than they can handle. i dont know if i'll go out here tonight cause people around here like fighting on a normal night. cant imagine how it will be tonight
6:23pmJustin

sounds like a bunch of dickbags
6:24pmZach

dickbag per capita is high here.

you cant swing your dick bag around here without hitting a dickbag

Justin

cant

stop

eating

peanuts
7:21pmElsie

that's called munchies

for peanuts
7:21pmJustin

i want to go to a rave some time

have you ever been to a rave
7:22pmElsie

no

have you ever done e?
7:22pmJustin

no

enthused

Zachariah

u hungry?
4:05pmJustin

maybe a little
4:11pmZachariah

pssh
4:11pmJustin

well i didnt say no
4:12pmZachariah

i only eat with people who are enthused about it
4:12pmJustin

MAYBE A LITTLE!!!!
4:15pmJustin

how was that
4:16pmZachariah

better

but i still wouldnt call it enthused
4:17pmJustin

all caps and multiple exclamation marks is as enthused as i get

things that suck.

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age of consent aka return of the borg blog

Justin - its not easy to tell how old a girl is these days
11:27am

Elsie - i agree
you gotta ask for id
11:27am

Justin - well especially when im drunk/stoned
yeah i should start out, how old are you, do you have a boyfriend, do you have any stds? as my pick up line

direct to the point
11:29am

Elsie - hell yeah
just ask stuff that gives away age
11:29am

Justin - who was president before george bush sr.?! 10 seconds quick! fail! next!
11:30am

Elsie - jimmy carter?
11:30am

Justin - are you joking
11:30am

Elsie - fuck it's reagan isn't it
11:31am

Justin - what are you, 19?