age of consent aka return of the borg blog

Justin - its not easy to tell how old a girl is these days
11:27am

Elsie - i agree
you gotta ask for id
11:27am

Justin - well especially when im drunk/stoned
yeah i should start out, how old are you, do you have a boyfriend, do you have any stds? as my pick up line

direct to the point
11:29am

Elsie - hell yeah
just ask stuff that gives away age
11:29am

Justin - who was president before george bush sr.?! 10 seconds quick! fail! next!
11:30am

Elsie - jimmy carter?
11:30am

Justin - are you joking
11:30am

Elsie - fuck it's reagan isn't it
11:31am

Justin - what are you, 19?