enthused

Zachariah

u hungry?
4:05pmJustin

maybe a little
4:11pmZachariah

pssh
4:11pmJustin

well i didnt say no
4:12pmZachariah

i only eat with people who are enthused about it
4:12pmJustin

MAYBE A LITTLE!!!!
4:15pmJustin

how was that
4:16pmZachariah

better

but i still wouldnt call it enthused
4:17pmJustin

all caps and multiple exclamation marks is as enthused as i get

things that suck.

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age of consent aka return of the borg blog

Justin - its not easy to tell how old a girl is these days
11:27am

Elsie - i agree
you gotta ask for id
11:27am

Justin - well especially when im drunk/stoned
yeah i should start out, how old are you, do you have a boyfriend, do you have any stds? as my pick up line

direct to the point
11:29am

Elsie - hell yeah
just ask stuff that gives away age
11:29am

Justin - who was president before george bush sr.?! 10 seconds quick! fail! next!
11:30am

Elsie - jimmy carter?
11:30am

Justin - are you joking
11:30am

Elsie - fuck it's reagan isn't it
11:31am

Justin - what are you, 19?