enthused

Zachariah

u hungry?
4:05pmJustin

maybe a little
4:11pmZachariah

pssh
4:11pmJustin

well i didnt say no
4:12pmZachariah

i only eat with people who are enthused about it
4:12pmJustin

MAYBE A LITTLE!!!!
4:15pmJustin

how was that
4:16pmZachariah

better

but i still wouldnt call it enthused
4:17pmJustin

all caps and multiple exclamation marks is as enthused as i get

things that suck.

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age of consent aka return of the borg blog

Justin - its not easy to tell how old a girl is these days
11:27am

Elsie - i agree
you gotta ask for id
11:27am

Justin - well especially when im drunk/stoned
yeah i should start out, how old are you, do you have a boyfriend, do you have any stds? as my pick up line

direct to the point
11:29am

Elsie - hell yeah
just ask stuff that gives away age
11:29am

Justin - who was president before george bush sr.?! 10 seconds quick! fail! next!
11:30am

Elsie - jimmy carter?
11:30am

Justin - are you joking
11:30am

Elsie - fuck it's reagan isn't it
11:31am

Justin - what are you, 19?

RELIGION QUIZ

TAKE THE RELIGION QUIZ

Which of the following is most likely to be true, and why?


A. Romulus was the son of God, born to a mortal human virgin
B. Dionysus turned water into wine
C. Apollonius of Tyana raised a girl from the dead
D. Jesus Christ was the son of God, born to a mortal virgin, turned water into wine, and raised a man from the dead

RANDOM MIGHTY DUCKS THOUGHT OF THE DAY

I want you to drop Banks like a bad habit! I want him out of the game! Understand?!

Remember that scene from the first "Mighty Ducks" in which Coach Riley from the Hawks tells two of his guys to take out Adam Banks (the former Hawk who became a Duck through district re-alignment)?

I just thought about that right now as I'm wrapping up my day. I hope you enjoy thinking about the Mighty Ducks from time to time like I do.

-taken from a blog about wisconsin sports.

THINGS YOUR KIDS DONT CARE ABOUT

"i'l be proud to tell my kids i chipped in, however little" - IVAN MILLES

AUDCHUCK IN PRACTICE

Justin

did i tell you about my borg blog
11:50amZach

no
11:50amJustin

its my new blog
11:51amZach

i thnk i saw a referenceto iy
11:51amJustin

is that spanish
11:51amZach

*tot

baby is hitting my hands

gimme the webby
11:51amJustin

audchuck

INTERNET LAUGHTER

Paul

so when I audibly chuckle i'm gonna type audchuck

gonna try to make that a thing
11:41amJustin

haha

i just audibly chuckled but didnt type audchuck

your thing isnt catching on
11:42amPaul

audchuck at the new borg blog
11:42amJustin

ok i audchucked

there should be a shorter version

audchuck is too much typing

its like people who take the time to type out lollercoasters
11:43amPaul

i dunno usually when i would audchuck before the day of audchuck i'd go with

hahahahahahahahahahaha

or LOLLLLLLLLLLL
11:43amJustin

yeah but thats easy to type
11:43amPaul

which are roughly equal to audchuck

they are too easy to type that is the problem
11:43amJustin

i guess no shortened version really gives audchuck the same feel
11:44amPaul

i audchuck failry rarely from internet convo
11:44amJustin

thats a good point

sometimes i silent chuckle, like with the body chuckle but no sound
11:44amPaul

so when hahahahahaha=audchuck & haha = i found that to be mildly humorous
11:45amJustin

what about HA!
11:45amPaul

the chances of going a bit overboard and indicating an audchuck when there wasn't an audchuck are HUGE
11:45amJustin

because saying HA! usually causes me to audchuck
11:45amPaul

hahaha

i find audchuck to be more audchuck conducive

WHAT CAN BE TALKED ABOUT ON BORG BLOG

Justin

do you think me posting a discussion on girls talking about fucking guys in the ass and how guys like it and then me posting "i didnt expect to come in here and read about girls fucking guys in the ass" at the end is KOSHER for a blog or does it make the blog adult material
11:34amPaul

dunno
11:36amJustin

ill probably hold off on the female to male anal
11:36amPaul

peggin!?
11:36amJustin

i guess thats what its called
11:36amPaul

OMG

i dunno this would take the borg blog to interesting places
11:38amJustin

yeah, which is good i guess, id just rather not have those interesting places be a mans ass with a dildo in it.
11:38amPaul

yeah

i wouldn't enjoy reading such borg blogging

then again..

PEOPLE LIKE WEIRD SHIT
11:38amJustin

thats true

RELIGION

Justin Ryan Fyfe love is NOT a religous view.
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Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
We have already briefly dipped our toes into this subject. But ze Merriam Webster leads me to believe the definition of "religion" is not so black and white.
Today at 00:36
Justin Ryan Fyfe
Justin Ryan Fyfe
yes, i guess you're right to base youre understanding of religion on merriam websters definition.
Today at 10:27
Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
I just don't think you need to believe in a deity for it to be a religion. Isn't it just a set of beliefs you hold to? Love isn't my religion, it's just how I live. But I can see how it could be considered a religion.
9 hours ago
Justin Ryan Fyfe
Justin Ryan Fyfe
barf.
8 hours ago
Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
Lulz.

Justin Fyfe does not believe in love.
8 hours ago
Kyle Crawford
Kyle Crawford
I don't care about this argument, HOWEVER, no one owns language. Fuck the dictionary as an authority. Dictionaries are nothing more than an economic pursuit, same with prescriptive grammar. Language is how it is understood to those who speak it, nothing more. Get it?
6 hours ago
Lindsey Hand
Lindsey Hand
When it boils down to it, here is what I think. Nothing can be said for sure, because everything must first be perceived. I don't know how to (completely) trust anything that must go through my senses first. However, I do end up trusting what I see/hear/smell etc, because it would be one crazy world if I didn't.
6 hours ago
Justin Ryan Fyfe
Justin Ryan Fyfe
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
4 hours ago
Paul Hanson Clark
Paul Hanson Clark
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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more about bongripper

Justin

have you heard the band BONGRIPPER
12:03pmZach

yes, yes i have
12:04pmJustin

i downloaded their album hippie killer for my dnd soundtrack
12:04pmZach

if your band has an album called hippie killer, i'm probably going to love it. and there youg og

*go
12:04pmJustin

especially with song titles like reefer sutherland

or tranny ride

i was tempted to download their album meat ditch
12:06pmZach

hate ashbury

great barrier reefer
12:07pmZach

i need to get meat ditch
12:07pmJustin

true
12:07pmZach

http://www.bongripper.com/

lol
12:14pmJustin

thats a pretty sweet goat head
12:14pmZach

i know. i wish i had the facial structure and hair to look like it
12:14pmJustin

and horns
12:15pmZach

welll yeah, but i figured i could buy those
12:15pmJustin

you can buy anything on ebay

chores

"Help me bring the Christmas tree up or I'll hide the beer." - Mallory's mom